the coldest day
January 26th, 2007 by jay
so I heard tell at the water cooler at work that today is supposed to be the coldest day in 20 years! I certainly don’t know if that is true or not but I’ve got a plan to find out: Rather than checking up on old weather dot com and reading a bunch of facts, figures, and scientific proofs I figure that, since we live in a democracy, it would be more fair if we all just voted on it.
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so what do you think? how cold is it?
(if you’re reading this, make a comment below!)




it certainly feels like the coldest day ever…especially considering the heat was out in our apartment this morning.
i have only three things to say about that: W, T and F.
Comment by elliott — January 26, 2007 @ 10:53 am
in Boston it is the coldest thing that’s happened to my face ever. it is like acid air is hitting my eyeballs and turning them into frozen balloons of crying death.
Comment by jeff — January 26, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
some observations from new york:
1.) i can’t walk for three minutes without my eyes starting to water from the awful cadaver morgue refridgerator that this island has decided to become
2.) if it is possible for sunlight to be chilled to the point of liquidity, then i believe we’re talking about liquid sunlight, people. it’s *that* cold. liquid sunlight.
3.) if the heat isn’t on by the time i come home…i just don’t know. my innards felt like iciclesthis morning and i’ve been sipping coffee for a few hours now, but i still feel chilled.
Comment by elliott — January 26, 2007 @ 1:28 pm
alaska vs. nyc
Comment by eric — January 26, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
its cold : super cold
but the cold i experienced whilst living in the chizzle doesn’t even come close to this : i still have nightmares about going to sleep in 5 layers, with hat and gloves on…and meanwhile paying 100 dollars/month (per person) for heat..i actually cried on 3-4 occasions because i was so cold
that being said : i hope the heat comes back on in your home and that everyones innards/eyeballs stop hurting
Comment by gina — January 26, 2007 @ 2:02 pm
I work in a restored tenement showing midwestern tourists what it was like to live back when immigrants were poor, hardworking, and not Mexican.
Suffice it to say, they are getting an authentic experience.
MY WHOLE PLACE OF WORK IS A FUCKING ICE CUBE.
and then the phlem. so much phlem.
FUCKING. FUCK! GAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
Comment by Anonymous — January 26, 2007 @ 5:43 pm
oh yeah. That was me. Tal.
Comment by Tal — January 26, 2007 @ 5:43 pm
I love it when my state beats New York, but look on the bright side. There has never been a better reason to snuggle.
Comment by jesse — January 28, 2007 @ 4:14 pm